Last week’s Friday Mystery Author was Herman Melville, from his masterpiece Moby Dick. This passage, from Chapter 45, “The Affidavit,” made me laugh out loud when I read it. It’s not funny unless you know you’re reading Moby Dick, and the real joke is in the prior paragraph:
I do not know where I can find a better place than just here, to make mention of one or two other things, which to me seem important, as in printed form establishing in all respects the reasonableness of the whole story of the White Whale, more especially the catastrophe. For this is one of those disheartening instances where truth requires full as much bolstering as error. So ignorant are most landsmen of some of the plainest and most palpable wonders of the world, that without some hints touching the plain facts, historical and otherwise, of the fishery, they might scout at Moby Dick as a monstrous fable, or still worse and more detestable, a hideous and intolerable allegory.
First: Though most men have some vague flitting ideas of the general perils of the grand fishery, yet they have nothing like a fixed, vivid conception of those perils, and the frequency with which they recur. One reason perhaps is, that not one in fifty of the actual disasters and deaths by casualties in the fishery, ever finds a public record at home…
Of course, Moby Dick is a “hideous allegory.” Was Melville serious, or teasing?